Jimmy Del Whuzzo?

John Paxson finally foiled the internet. I've got nothing on Vinny Del Negro, Bulls Head Coach.

Or do I?

Vinny on offense: "But you have to run an offense that suits your team."

Vinny on scouting: "It’s a thorough, thorough process..."

Vinny on star treatment: "[It] is what it is."

Vin Baker on energy drinks: "It only smells like booze."

Vinny on the draft: "We're trying to put a puzzle together here and trying to figure out what the right pieces are..."

Innocuous quotage for sure, but there are some reassuring words, and some ominous channeling of Dave Wannstedt. It beats Doug Collins!