points me to this little nugget from USA Today
Center fielder Torri Hunter who listened two hours Sunday night to Chicago White Sox general manager Kenny Williams' sales pitch — including a videotape with designated hitter Jim Thome and Chicago Bulls center Ben Wallace pleading for him to come — is now available.
Great. Now my basketball team will have an expensive 32-year old signee who can't play down the stretch, and my baseball team will have an expensive 32-year old outfielder who swings at everything and still thinks he can track down balls in the gaps. Bleh.