Have You Heard About This Promising Sefolosha Kid?

He's not really a kid, not very promising, and well below average offensively, but he can really network. I guess the Tyrus Thomas Hope Springs lack an adequate amount of towels. Journalists love towels. And promises to work hard in the offseason (Eddy Curry and Tyson Chandler's MIA summers will forever haunt me). And anyone who isn't Tyrus Thomas.

I don't expect Thabo Sefolosha to appear in Sham's Where The Stanko Ends anytime soon, but let's keep the dispatches from dreamland to a minimum.