Thursday, March 13, 2008

Fossicking Through The Many Accolades Of Anstey

Chris Anstey is now a two-time NBL MVP. Thanks to a kind-hearted corporate sponsor he finally has an automobile built for a large, successful man, and eco-system destruction! All-NBL First Team honors, and Best Defensive Player were also awarded to the Lucky Country's greatest national treasure.

The only thing our hero doesn't have is a Grand Final victory. With one game left in a series that has featured a scuffle between coaching staffs and players, cheerleader harassment, and Chris Anstey's sweet brand of three-chucking big man basketball, we need to pull together and visualize a championship for the tall guy with an even taller heart. Tear.