Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Mr. Boyle, SportsCenter Is Not On Line 2

A few tips for CSN anchor-brah Pat Boyle:

1. Don't take tequila shots without lime and salt.
2. Soda should always have ice in it.
3. Fries taste great with ketchup.
4. Don't fill in at WMVP without a teleprompter, because "Client #9" is the worst goddamn nickname I've ever heard. Luol Deng needn't be concerned of that catching on.


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