Friday, February 22, 2008

What Is The Best Metaphor...

...to convey the elation of being a fan whose team has just traded away its old, creaking frontcourt in order to play a young, dynamic one?

Is it:

A) Like being a heroin junkie who realizes that sobriety can lead to a fulfilling, productive existence?

B) Like being a hostage suffering from Stockholm Syndrome who tastes the ecstacy of freedom for the first time in ages?

C) Like being a battered wife whose abusive husband has been banished to prison?

D) LIke waking up in January 2009 with the realization that the President of the United States is Barack Obama, instead of George W. Bush?

or E) Something else.

Discuss.

3 Comments:

Blogger Hot Shit College Student said...

A sounds like a moment of clarity, and can we really believe Boylan had one? Just because Jimbo (has Mariotti or Couch called him that yet?) hasn't played Duhon and Hughes for a 20 minute stretch good for -25 doesn't mean he won't.

7:35 AM  
Blogger Ty said...

The Bulls decreased their average age by nearly a year and a half to 23.9. Anyone know where that "ranks"? They also don't have anyone 30 years or older. Go YOUTH!

9:30 AM  
Blogger T Dizzle said...

I will go for A.

I think they should keep doing what they did last night. Fit in Gooden to spell TT and Noah. Hughes we can wait and see

4:30 PM  

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