Humorless Beat Reporter Beats A Dead Horse

Brian Hanley must have forgotten the time Scott Skiles donned Eddie Robinson's do-rag (true story, check the Trib's archives), and everyone had a good, hearty laugh. Maybe Skiles has been gone so long Hanley is shaken that he can't even remember what the gritty coach looked like (boo-hoo).

Does no one realize I want a slice of the pie, not some goofball who doesn't like pie telling me it tastes like asshole?