Scott Skiles' Rotation Strategy Revealed
Yesterday's rotation fears left me feeling uneasy about how the Bulls lineup is going to shake out, so I drove to the Berto Center to snoop around for some inside info. Unable to speak with an Argentine accent, I couldn't pose as an LPGTV reporter to gain entrance into Jerry Krause's former stronghold. I had to settle on dumpster diving, something I had not done since trying to prove Greg Couch and Jay Mariotti are indeed the same person. The following image has been digitally reconstructed from a stained, burned, and torn notebook labeled "Scott Skiles' TOP SECRET 2007-08 Championship Plan".