Friday, September 21, 2007

Scott Skiles' Rotation Strategy Revealed

Yesterday's rotation fears left me feeling uneasy about how the Bulls lineup is going to shake out, so I drove to the Berto Center to snoop around for some inside info. Unable to speak with an Argentine accent, I couldn't pose as an LPGTV reporter to gain entrance into Jerry Krause's former stronghold. I had to settle on dumpster diving, something I had not done since trying to prove Greg Couch and Jay Mariotti are indeed the same person. The following image has been digitally reconstructed from a stained, burned, and torn notebook labeled "Scott Skiles' TOP SECRET 2007-08 Championship Plan".

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I need to get to those dumpsters more often.

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Anonymous GWKD said...

that made me laugh out loud, even if I am a Nocioniphile (particularly after he calls out Ben G. for shooting too much).

I hope the jeans joke never dies.

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Anonymous Paxson43 said...

What's the story behind the jeans joke? I love inside jokes. I'd like to be a part of one some day.

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Blogger Hot Shit College Student said...

I think the articles are locked away in tough to access archives, but when Paxson and Skiles went to pitch Ben Wallace on signing with the Bulls it was noted that Skiles (maybe Paxson too) was wearing blue jeans to show Wallace he's just a down to earth, blue jeans wearing dude. There's been a few more instances in K.C. Johnson's reports about Skiles wearing a pair of jeans since then too.

It's possible, but not likely, that Skiles is a never-nude.

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Here's the quote Pax.

Added Paxson, "We went in there wearing our jeans and that's who we are. You try to sell yourself in the way that you are and hopefully it works. I just feel lucky that we were able to give him a Bulls uniform."[Mike McGraw, July 14 2006 Daily Herald]

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Blogger Hot Shit College Student said...

Thanks for the quote. Paxson and Skiles don't have a future in sales. With the exception of a Levis outlet.

Of course I blew the never-nude link. Tobias Funke's Wikipedia page will have to go without the traffic.

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Ah, I get it. But if Skiles was really a down-to-earth dude like Big Ben, wouldn't he just go down to the river and wash his dungarees on the rocks?

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Wow. This could be the greatest TYI post ever. Good on ya, Hot Shit.

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That is incredibly funny.

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