Kim in Black and Red

Although it's been widley known for a few years, Kim Jong Il is a rabid NBA fan and fancie's our hometown boys. Word is that he often ended diplomatic meetings prematurley with comments like "Stop. No more. Michael and Bulls are on TNT, and I've got to see if Scottie (Pippen) has gotten over his latest injury.” Three interesting questions come to mind. First, did Il sit through those seven years of misery or did he jump ship? If he stayed, who is his current favorite player? And finally, which Bull should Condi bring to the East to ease diplomatic tensions?

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