Friday, December 21, 2007

So This Is How Stevie Ray Vaughan Became Famous

Quick aside: The Bulls actually play the Celtics tonight, and I like those wacky Celtics blogs again. Digging up Gary Payton's bones is the best idea I've heard since the Ewing Theory.

I'd like to thank Comcast SportsRISE for ruining my day. Take it away, Luke Stuckmeyer:
Aaron Gray is the young, seven foot center opening eyes in the NBA.
Think he wrote that line himself? Luke describes himself as a "Slow White Guy," so I'm leaning in the direction of uh-huh. Unfortunately, this was not an isolated incident. Gray's lone, decent game has sparked a trade scenario, he's been described as THE(!) "solution," and had K.C. Johnson doing his best Red Kerr impression.

It turns out players on the Wiz roster can give a player a boost in value. D. Song and Andray Blatche deserve thank you notes from Gray.


Anonymous perkisabeast said...

The fro is no mo’
He’s all washed up
Big Ben took all your money
And then he gave up
Once a beast
Now a kitten
For any other team
On the bench he’d be sittin’

On Chandler, on Miller, on Brand did you trade
Now all you got in the middle is a rookie named Gray
Three guards and a middle made of slurry
Left you so weak in the center
It probably makes you miss Curry

But don’t distress my Midwestern friends
Tonight is the night when all your pain ends
For we will make it quick and painless you’ll see
Why you can even go to bed early
Say by quarter number three

We gonna beast on you
From the start to the finish
Make Scott Skiles scream
And Ben Gordon fidget
Because while Boston is nice
The Garden is a tough place to visit

But before we go, a word for you all
Perk is a beast
And Merry Christmas to All.

11:14 AM  
Blogger Hot Shit College Student said...

Nice, but can you get the lead singer from Krokus to recite it?

11:24 AM  
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