Friday, October 05, 2007

Game Two

Dear Aramis Ramirez,

Please get your head out of your ass when you're at the plate. We can't win with you swinging at any shit that gets thrown up there. Sincerely,


PS If you see Ted Lilly, tell him he had a great season, but that I now hate him. Should you douchebags somehow manage to turn this around at Wrigley and get back to Arizona, he will have another chance to get back in my good graces.


Blogger Hot Shit College Student said...

I'm not sure what's more pleasing: The Lovable Losers losing, or the local bellyaching over start times being even more lame thanks to the Dbacks having the outcome under control well before the 9th. Sssssss.

6:57 AM  
Blogger BenGo07 said...

Kick a man while he's down, Hot Shit. Kick a man while he's down.

9:48 AM  
Blogger Hot Shit College Student said...

I'd rather kick the "Lou is a genius" crowd, the "I'm 80 and the Cubs still haven't won" seniors, the "games start too late and I'm younger than 80" whiners, the "20 beers per inning" addicts, and Billy Corgan.

12:25 PM  

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