"I shoot the lights out...high 'til it's bright out."

Both Benny and Yeezy agree David Berri's assertion that Derrick Rose should shoot less is laughable. Lets hope our new Bulls expert is only trying to step to the real Dave Barry.


These "cute" critiques of Rose have become tired. The Monster has lead Los Toros to 40 wins in 57 outings. Enough is enough.

The Case Against GQ

I don't want to say too much about this because, really, showering kids with attention when they throw temper tantrums isn't the right way to go about things. But in light of this performance against the best team in the league on national TV, I did want to congratulate Mr. Shoals; his prescience and sense of timing haven't been seen in journalism for more than 60 years.