Wednesday, May 20, 2009

time for Pax to earn his keep

1. Hinrich for Camby

2. Brad Miller and #16 for Vince Carter.

3. Collison with #26

4. Unless you can dump Deng, don't resign Gordon.

Assuming Bulls get a medical waiver for Jerome James this should put them right at the luxury cap. If not, considering how much money Reinsdorf has made from the Bulls, going over the cap once a decade should be doable.

Camby, Noah and Ty at the 4 and 5.

Deng, Carter and Salmons at the swing.

Rose, Collison and Carter at the 1 and 2.

Rose, Carter, Salmons, Deng and Ty as Bill Simmons' ultimate 2010 Eastern conference playoff small-ball team.

Friday, May 15, 2009

2nd Pick 2nd Overall

Everyone else is going to post something nice. Guitar Center Olympian below.
OK, this might stir things up a bit - I'm sure some snobs will stick their noses in here somehow but...

I'm coming around to the opinion that Wayman Tisdale does NOT play bass. Oh, he plays a large, long scale, extended range, multi string instrument, but in his band, he's not playing bass. Nope, there's some guy in the back playing bass - nice groove, good tone, just what you'd expect. But out front there's Wayman. Big ol' Wayman. And he's choppin' and lickin' all over the place. Uh-uh, Wayman isn't playing bass... :scowl: 

...he's playing the only guit*r that fits him! :D

Friday, May 01, 2009

The Year of Daily Orgasms From the American Heartland

You know that video in Infinite Jest that's so entertaining and enthralling that people will just go on watching it forever, shitting themselves and withering away happily without food or drink?

I think it's real: